This dudes get-up is like the mullet of outfits… The tie says he is here on business but that top hat tells me he likes a little party on the side…
Lick The Serpent
Aint gon lick itself
Monthly Archives: April 2013
I want to ride my bicycle!
Is it just me, or does this lady have a bit of a Michael Jackson vibe going on?
Don’t leave your cheesy taco in the sun
Taco don’t need consent to lick. Ain’t gonna lick itself.
Under my umbrella-ella-ella-eh
Can we please bring in pouty-face to replace ducklips? Pretty please?
A splash of color
No idea about that crazy contraption she has there, but I choose to believe it’s a weird sex thing.
Keeping the beaches safe… and sexy
Imagine having this lovely lass patrolling your local swimming pool growing up…
Fashion trend: Sequins and fishnets
Looking at this guy, you would expect that Camelbak to hold something a bit stronger than water. I was a little disappointed.
Fruity salad
You can’t really tell, but these lovely ladies are dressed as a watermelon and a bunch of grapes.
Lick The Serpent 