If Fat Mike was a raver, this may be what it would look like.
Lick The Serpent
Aint gon lick itself
Now kiss…
Looks like someone’s ready to take this relationship to the next level.
Flaaiiiiil!!!!
Guys, if you have no moves, this is the dance for you!!
Third eye firmly open
This dudes get-up is like the mullet of outfits… The tie says he is here on business but that top hat tells me he likes a little party on the side…
I want to ride my bicycle!
Is it just me, or does this lady have a bit of a Michael Jackson vibe going on?
Don’t leave your cheesy taco in the sun
Taco don’t need consent to lick. Ain’t gonna lick itself.
Under my umbrella-ella-ella-eh
Can we please bring in pouty-face to replace ducklips? Pretty please?
A splash of color
No idea about that crazy contraption she has there, but I choose to believe it’s a weird sex thing.
Keeping the beaches safe… and sexy
Imagine having this lovely lass patrolling your local swimming pool growing up…
Lick The Serpent 