Doris Dandy’s don’t grow on trees

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Oh Doris, get of that tree, you are drunk!

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Fashion trend: Sequins and fishnets

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Looking at this guy, you would expect that Camelbak to hold something a bit stronger than water. I was a little disappointed.

Squeeze dem titties

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I call this move ‘The Cleave’.

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Fruity salad

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You can’t really tell, but these lovely ladies are dressed as a watermelon and a bunch of grapes.

Conversations on the dancefloor

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And this is how you lose your voice, people: Talking shit at the top of your voice at 2am in the middle of a party.

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The best kind of hot mess

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This crew are the best! You couldn’t take ’em just anywhere, but pick the right party and you’re in for a wild night.

A nice lady and her co-dependant puppet

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She seems to have her shit together, but then I look at her pink friend there and I think ‘It’s the middle of the day bud, she can’t carry you forever’. Bet he was passed out in a tent by nightfall.

Pyjamas and pinwheels

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Alright, I’m definitely having a pj’s and pinwheels party next year WHO’S WITH ME?

Fluffy hat optional.

I wanna meet that dad!

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This one goes out to all the pep-peps and step peppers out there.

Green sparkle dragon

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This guy spreads his glittery magic wherever he goes!