This rose smells of taco

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Amazing, isn’t it? He almost looks innocent up close…

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*Record scratch*

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It’s official: the record scratch is the new slappin’ da bass.

Couples therapy part 4

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Super cute, you guys!

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A breakdancing ninja skeleton

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Don’t look now, but he’s breakdancing RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!!!

Introducing Doris Dandy

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Unless you guys can come up with a better name for this exemplary alter-ego, I’m going with Doris Dandy, kay?

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The wrong end of the weekend

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Ah, day 5 of Rainbow… separates the men from the boys. If you’re not pulling faces like this, you may have had too much sleep.

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Fuck this noise!

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“I love to rave, but I hate doof music. Fuck it, Imma dress up like a disco, and make my own soundtrack to this shit!”

Some sexy sailors

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Not sure why they have a lil ducky, or why they had to hang it.

Me and a coupla skunks!

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Hope they weren’t meant to be pandas or something.

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Angels exist!

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But…they have scaly wings and could beat you in a fight. Don’t ask.